Might Be Worth A Smile

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IN A LADIES RESTROOM;
TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.


IN A LAUNDROMAT;
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.


OUTSIDE A SECONDHAND SHOP;
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING--BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES,ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN.


IN A SAFARI PARK;
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.


NOTICE ON A FARM FENCE;
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.


ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR;
PLEASE KNOCK HARD-THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.