A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on the plane back to Dublin.
Paddy ordered a glass of Irish whiskey from the stewerdess,
who then asked the Muslim if he would like a glass also.
He replied in disgust, I would rather be molested by a dozen
Irish whores than let liquor touch my lips. On hearing this
Paddy thought for a minute then said to the stewerdess,
"I didn't really realise we had a choice. So would I thanks"
Oh Happy Flyin ( An Oldy)
Oh Happy Flyin ( An Oldy)
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Retirement is great. Growing old sucks.
Retirement is great. Growing old sucks.
I,ve seen people hitting the water in all kinds of funny ways when falling off of various speed boat towed water toys (flipping end on end,rolling longways, skipping like stones ect) There are usually one or two bounces skips or rolls before the water slows down the flailing body with a huge splash.