Oh Happy Flyin ( An Oldy)

us2 · Post by **us2** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:51 am

A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on the plane back to Dublin.
Paddy ordered a glass of Irish whiskey from the stewerdess,
who then asked the Muslim if he would like a glass also.
He replied in disgust, I would rather be molested by a dozen
Irish whores than let liquor touch my lips. On hearing this
Paddy thought for a minute then said to the stewerdess,
"I didn't really realise we had a choice. So would I thanks"

kiwi303 · Post by **kiwi303** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:50 pm

Hmm, there are always disadvantages and advantages when racing the religiously inclined...

Pest · Post by **Pest** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:46 pm

Not religious, but one of my favorites and from NZ too:

ZILVER · Post by **ZILVER** » Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:15 pm

But Luke, that could be considered religious - its depicting sacrilege against a holy object!

big sam · Post by **big sam** » Sat Jun 12, 2010 9:04 am

I,ve seen people hitting the water in all kinds of funny ways when falling off of various speed boat towed water toys (flipping end on end,rolling longways, skipping like stones ect) There are usually one or two bounces skips or rolls before the water slows down the flailing body with a huge splash.

bernjean · Post by **bernjean** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:54 am

thats cool